一妙请老师吃饭
钱三一和妙妙在华人街买完菜和烧烤食材后就回到了自己家，钱三一张罗着中午的菜单，妙妙想宝宝了就跟自己爸妈打视频电话！
妙妙：爷爷奶奶爸妈你们好吗，煜一煜琳妈妈在这里呢，叫妈妈！
钱煜一钱煜琳：妈妈妈妈，煜一煜琳想你了！
王胜男煜一煜琳乖爸妈很快就回来了，妙妙在那边还好吗，三一呢？
妙妙：我和三一今天请导师还有同学们吃饭他在厨房忙活着呢！
林大为：妙妙你和三一在那边好吗，搞好师生关系很重要的爸爸支持你！
裴音：妙妙你是不是都没好好吃饭啊，都瘦了！
妙妙：妈三一跟我挺好的，现在他在厨房呢待会儿晚点再让他给你打电话！
蒋煜文音音你让我师傅和师母跟妙妙说两句嘛，来师傅师母我帮你们拿着平板！
钱爷爷妙妙和三一在那边好好的，爷爷奶奶等你们回来！
钱奶奶：妙妙奶奶想你了，有时间常给奶奶打电话哈！
钱钰鲲妙妙今天周末和三一吃好点儿哈，爸爸祝你在这次服装设计大赛中获得大奖争得法国巴黎最高等服装设计学院留学的机会哈，你是最棒的！
姜妈妙妙干妈给你寄了三大包卤味和老师同学们分着吃哈，多吃点儿都瘦了！
姜奇龙我这排了半天的队啊妙妙，姜叔叔可想你和三一了，到那边好好的哈，想吃啥让你干妈寄过去！
蒋念念：姐姐姐姐
蒋煜阳：姐姐煜阳想你了！
林够够：姐姐够够也想姐姐了！
钱帅：呜呜呜呜呜呜呜，姐姐快点儿回来吧！
蒋煜文妙妙听你公公说啦，加油哈！
妙妙：好的，我知道啦，晚点儿再跟你们视频！
叮咚叮咚！
钱三一来了，查理斯柯达院长安琪娜教授欢迎光临我是林妙妙的丈夫钱三一现在在麻省理工大学物理学院攻读博士请进！Here we go, Professor Angela, dean of Charles Kodak. I'm Lin Miaomiao's husband, Qian Sanyi, who is now studying for a Ph.D. at the School of Physics at MIT. Please come in!
公众人物：安琪娜教授:我认识你，我先生是你的导师克朗夫斯基教授说你是他的得意门生很高兴认识你Professor Angela: I know you. My husband is your mentor, Professor Cronvsky said you were his favorite student. Nice to meet you！
公众人物：安琪娜教授:查理斯柯达院长他是我爱人的得意门生非常棒的中国学生之前获过诺贝尔物理竞赛奖非常了不起！Professor Angela: Dean Charles Kodak, who is my lover's favorite student, has won the Nobel Prize in Physics before he won the Nobel Prize for Physics.
公众人物：查理斯柯达院长:哦很高兴认识你钱三一同学，我们妙妙好福气！Dean Charles Kodak: Oh, nice to meet you, Qian Sany. We are wonderful and blessed!
妙妙：导师查理斯柯达院长你们来了，快请坐欢迎来我家，三一把克朗夫斯基教授也请过来吧既然请了我们安琪娜教授必须也要请你的导师过来！
公众人物：安琪娜教授:你和你的丈夫在说什么呢，妙妙？
妙妙：啊，教授你竟然会说中文，我跟三一说请了你必须也要把你的爱人克朗夫斯基教授请过来，这是中国人请客的规矩，我们家三一的厨艺可好了呢！Ah, Professor, you can speak Chinese. I told Trinity that you must invite your lover, Professor Cronvsky, too. This is the rule for the Chinese to treat customers. Our Trinity cooking is very good!
公众人物：安琪娜教授:三一你脸上怎么那么大一巴掌印，妙妙你们打架了吗？Professor Angela: Trinity, why are you so big a slap on the face, wonderful? did you fight?
钱三一没什么，被一猫🐱给抓的Nothing. Caught by a cat.
公众人物：安琪娜教授:你没说实话三一！Professor Angela: you're not telling the truth, Trinity!
公众人物：查理斯柯达院长:三一先别忙活我们坐下说话，说吧你这伤的事儿！Dean Charles Kodak: don't be busy yet. Let's sit down and talk about your injury!
钱三一被我们家一只猫给抓的！Caught by a cat in our family!
公众人物：安琪娜教授:三一昨天妙妙打的你一巴掌对吗？Professor Angela: Trinity hit you well yesterday, didn't you?
公众人物：查理斯柯达院长:妙妙到底怎么回事儿啊如果你不说的话中午的饭菜加晚上的烧烤全部你来掌厨！Dean Charles Kodak: wonderful what's going on? if you don't say anything, lunch and barbecue are all you can cook!
钱三一坐旁边都快笑喷了，这下终于翻身了！
钱三一查理斯柯达院长安琪娜教授之前在中国的时候除了我老丈母娘没人帮我说话，我家人都可宠妙妙了每次我跟妙妙闹矛盾我家人教育我要先认错！Professor Angela, dean of Charles Kodak, when he was in China, no one spoke for me except my mother-in-law. My family spoiled me every time I had trouble with Miao. My family taught me to admit my mistake first!?
公众人物：查理斯柯达院长:原来是这样啊，那行午饭和晚上的烧烤妙妙掌厨，三一今天我和你安琪娜教授帮你撑腰，她要敢告状我们罚她画两百张服装设计稿，妙妙还愣着干嘛，快去！Dean Charles Kodak: it turns out, that lunch and evening barbecue wonderful cook, March Day and you Professor Angela and I will support you today, she will dare to tell us that we punish her for drawing two hundred clothing design drafts, Miaomi still waiting for what, go!
钱三一院长教授你们不知道妙妙厨艺太差了要不然这样我多做几样菜然后碗筷归她收拾怎么样？Dean, Professor, you don't know that wonderful cooking is too bad, or how about I cook a few more dishes and pick up the dishes and chopsticks?
公众人物：安琪娜教授:这个可以有的，一会儿妙妙跟我们介绍下三一准备了些什么菜，这不难为你吧？Professor Angela: this can be available. I'll tell us what Trinity has prepared for you in a minute, isn't it difficult for you?
妙妙：当然教授，我可是你的爱徒你不能只偏向三一也要偏向我！Of course, professor, I'm your lover. You can't just favor Trinity and you have to favor me!
妙妙摇着自己教授的手臂！Miao Miao shook his professor's arm!
公众人物：安琪娜教授:好的，偏向你！Professor Angela: OK, in favor of you!
公众人物：安琪娜教授:院长妙妙吃醋啦说我们偏袒三一Professor Angela: the dean is witty and jealous, saying that we are partial to Trinity
不一会儿门铃响了！
妙妙：如果我没猜错的话你就是克朗夫斯基教授吧，我是钱三一的爱人林妙妙欢迎来我家，三一在厨房忙活呢！If I'm right, you're Professor Cronvsky. I'm Lin Miao, the lover of Qian Sanyi. Welcome to my house. Sany is busy in the kitchen!
公众人物：克朗夫斯基教授:你好我可以叫你妙妙吗，你很漂亮Professor Cronvsky: Hello, can I call you wonderful? you're beautiful.
妙妙：谢谢你夸奖教授，请坐！Thank you for praising the professor. Have a seat!
钱三一教授你来啦，快请坐，饭菜马上就好！Professor, you're here. Have a seat. The food will be ready in a minute!
公众人物：克朗夫斯基教授:三一你的厨艺很好，以后我和妙妙教授经常来你家蹭饭！Professor Cronvsky: Sany you are very good at cooking. In the future, Professor Miao Miao and I often come to your house for dinner!
钱三一非常感谢教授的赞美，可是我们家妙妙可能不太希望安琪娜教授来了，因为怕我告她的状哈哈！Thank you very much for the professor's praise, but our family may not very much want Professor Angela to come, for fear that I will sue her. Ha, ha!
公众人物：克朗夫斯基教授:怎么说呢？Professor Cronvsky: what do you say?
钱三一我脸上这个巴掌印我太太安琪娜教授学生林喵喵的杰作！This slap on my face marks the masterpiece of my wife, Professor Angela, student Lin Meow!
妙妙瞪着钱三一！
公众人物：安琪娜:克朗夫斯基看来啊妙妙真被三一惯坏了，妙妙还瞪着三一！Angela: it seems to Cronvsky that the wonderful is really spoiled by Trinity, and the wonderful is still staring at Trinity!
公众人物：克朗夫斯基:我知道三一了，他非常宠妙妙对吧！Cronvsky: I know Trinity. He's very spoiled, isn't he?
妙妙：教授你刚还说偏袒我的，克朗夫斯基教授你看我们安琪娜教授Professor, you just said you were partial to me, Professor Cronvsky. Look at us, Professor Angela！
钱三一好啦妙妙，饭菜好啦摆碗筷！All right, all right, the food's ready, the dishes are set!
妙妙：Professor Angelina, Professor Charles Kodak today, this table is all traditional Chinese dishes prepared by Sany. This dish is called Boiled Fish with Pickled Cabbage and Chili, which is called Kung Pao chicken, Sichuan famous dish, boiled meat slices, my favorite red oil sausage, vinegar fried cabbage, Mapo tofu, this chicken is called flower chicken, hairy crab Scalded Prawns and potato beef stew Sautéed Vermicelli with Spicy Minced Pork, this chicken is called flower chicken, hairy crab, Scalded Prawns and potato beef stew Sautéed Vermicelli with Spicy Minced Pork, which is called Kung Pao chicken, Sichuan famous dish, boiled meat slices, my favorite red oil sausage, vinegar fried cabbage, Mapo tofu, this chicken is called flower chicken hairy crab Scalded Prawns, and potato beef stew Sautéed Vermicelli with Spicy Minced Pork!
钱三一我们家妙妙说的很对，来大家快尝尝，老师我帮你剥虾，妙妙给校长和老师剥虾！Our family Miao Miao is very right, come and try it quickly, teacher I help you peel shrimp, Miao Miao to the headmaster and teacher peel shrimp!
公众人物：克朗夫斯基:三一味道很不错，侄女必须经常来蹭饭！Cronvsky: Sany tastes good. Nieces have to come to dinner often!
钱三一没问题！No problem!
公众人物：查理斯柯达院长:三一你很优秀，厨艺也很不错，以后妙妙欺负你跟我说！President Charles Kodak: Trinity you are very good, cooking is also very good, the future wonderful bully you tell me!
公众人物：安琪娜教授:我也一样，太好吃了，你们中国有句古话叫吃了别人的嘴短拿了别人的手短！Professor Angela: me too. It's delicious. There's an old saying in China that you ate someone else's mouth and took someone else's hand short!
钱三一呵呵校长教授以后多到我们家来做客！Ha ha headmaster professor will come to our house more visitors in the future!
妙妙：哼，我画力气为浆糊Well, I draw strength for paste
钱三一噗哈哈哈哈哈！
钱三一笑的前仰后合！
公众人物：三一你为什么笑啊！Trinity, why are you laughing?
钱三一我们家妙妙吃醋啦，都没人帮她Our family is so jealous that no one helps her.
公众人物：克朗夫斯基:妙妙来吃个虾Our family is so jealous that no one helps her.
妙妙：谢谢教授！Thank you, Professor!
吃完午饭妙妙给院长还有教授他们沏水果茶三一带他们到了后花园妙妙在厨房收拾卫生什么的！
公众人物：克朗夫斯基:三一这房子我好像来过这之前住的也是一个中国人叫蒋煜文你认识吗？Cronvsky: I seem to have lived in Trinity before I was here. I also lived in a Chinese named Jiang Yuwen. Do you know?
钱三一是的，他是我继父我妈在他回国之后嫁给了他，同时他也是最疼妙妙的爸爸！Yes, he is my stepfather. My mother married him after he returned home, and he is also the most painful and wonderful father!
公众人物：克朗夫斯基:这世界太小了，三一他回国之后就跟我断了联系，我是他硕博连读8年的好友兼同窗，我可想他了！Cronvsky: the world is too small. When he returned home, he cut off contact with me. I was his best friend and classmate who had been studying for eight years in a row. I miss him!
钱三一那我们给他来个微信视频吧！Then let's give him a Wechat video!
公众人物：克朗夫斯基:可以吗三一，太好了！Cronvsky: is that all right? Trinity, great!
蒋煜文接到三一视频都快国内晚上10点多了他走到书房怕吵醒两孩子！
蒋煜文一一，这么晚了在那边好吗？
钱三一文爸给你认识个你的故友我的导师克朗夫斯基教授你的同学兼同窗！
蒋煜文克朗夫斯基我的朋友好久不见了回国之后跟你断了联系，对不起了，我儿媳妇儿呢？Cronvsky, my friend has not seen each other for a long time, and after returning home, he broke off contact with you. Sorry, where is my daughter-in-law?
公众人物：克朗夫斯基:蒋你太不仗义了，都不告诉我三一是你的儿子，妙妙被罚洗碗呢！Cronvsky: Chiang Kai-shek is too unrighteous to tell me that Trinity is your son. Miao Miao was punished for washing dishes!
蒋煜文克朗夫斯基让钱三一接电话，快点儿凶狠的说！Cronvsky asked Qian Trinity to answer the phone and said quickly and ferociously!
公众人物：克朗夫斯基:蒋发火了，让你接视频！Cronvsky: Chiang is angry. Let you pick up the video!
钱三一知道闯祸了有点不敢接！
蒋煜文钱三一你胆儿肥了是吧，让妙妙刷碗你信不信我扒你一层皮啊！
公众人物：克朗夫斯基:三一蒋说什么呢？Cronvsky: what did Sany Chiang Kai-shek say?
钱三一教授我待会儿再跟你解释Professor, I'll explain to you later.
妙妙：三一碗洗完了！
蒋煜文妙妙！
妙妙：我怎么听见文爸的声音啊！
蒋煜文你看下三一这小子的手机！
妙妙：文爸，晚上好啊！
蒋煜文行啦明天再聊，挂了吧！
钱三一克朗夫斯基教授你把我给坑惨了！
公众人物：克朗夫斯基:为什么啊，我实话实说！Cronvsky: why, I'm telling the truth!
钱三一这就是我刚跟你说的我这文爸你的蒋为什么是最宠妙妙的爸爸之一！This is what I just told you about me, your father, why Chiang Kai-shek is one of the most spoiled and wonderful dads!
妙妙：克朗夫斯基教授我公公你的蒋是非常非常宠我的，我嫁给你爱徒三一后他不舍的我干任何家务活！Professor Cronvsky, my father-in-law, your Chiang is very, very spoiled to me. I will do any housework after I marry your lover Trinity!
妙妙：当然他还教导三一包揽一切家务活如果我在美国被他发现三一让我干家务直接家法伺候！Of course, he also taught Trinity to do all the housework if he found me in the United States that Trinity asked me to do housework directly!
公众人物：克朗夫斯基:看来我刚刚不应该说妙妙在做家务对吗？Cronvsky: looks like I shouldn't have just said it was wonderful doing housework, right?
妙妙：是的教授，他是我最好的公公！Yes, professor, he is my best father-in-law!
克朗夫斯基跟查理斯柯达院长安琪娜教授讲述着刚发生的事情！Cronvsky told Charles Kodak Dean Angela about what had just happened!
妙妙：钱三一我跟你讲，这笔账我晚上慢慢跟你算！
三一把妙妙抱自己腿上！
公众人物：查理斯柯达院长:妙妙三一你们会下象棋吗？Dean Charles Kodak: do you know how to play chess?
妙妙：三一会让他教你吧，院长Trinity will let him teach you, Dean.
公众人物：查理斯柯达院长:三一我象棋中国朋友见过我一点！President Charles Kodak: Trinity, my chess Chinese friend has seen me a little!
妙妙：妙妙拿来了中国象棋！
钱三一让妙妙坐他腿上，妙妙想起身却被摁住了！
公众人物：查理斯柯达院长:三一你抱着妙妙干嘛？Dean Charles Kodak: what are you doing with Trinity?
钱三一没事儿院长如果明天跟家人联系她把今天刷碗的事儿说出来我会死到临头的！It's okay, Dean. If I contact her family tomorrow, I'll die if I tell her about doing the dishes today!
妙妙：别说啦，丢死人了，快撒手啊你！
钱三一终于撒手了，妙妙陪安琪娜教授在秋千上聊天！
妙妙：教授我可以靠在你肩膀吗？Professor, can I lean on your shoulder?
公众人物：安琪娜教授:当然，妙妙跟我讲讲你和三一的故事吧！Professor Angela: of course, tell me the story of you and Trinity!
妙妙靠在了教授身上，克朗夫斯基看着他们两下棋！
妙妙：我跟三一认识快7年了，高一认识他的，他是我们精英中学的中考状元老师特别看好他；其实刚开始我跟他也是不打不相识！I have known Sany for almost seven years. Senior one knew him. He is the No. 1 teacher in our elite middle school who is particularly optimistic about him. In fact, I did not know him at first!
妙妙：他成绩非常好，记得高一开学老师组织我们学生搞大扫除他一个人特殊我就直接拿书桌顶他！His grades are very good. I remember that as soon as the senior high school teacher organized our students to clean up him, I took the desk directly to him!
公众人物：安琪娜教授:为什么拿书桌顶三一啊？Professor Angela: why take the top of the desk, Trinity?
妙妙：呵呵我就是觉得他那个时候特别讨厌Oh, I just think he was so annoying at the time.
