辛苦努力卖命都还不如一瓶酒吗？

“So is he competent now？”

“No, he doesn't. ”

“But why not giving up？He is near his retirement right？”

“He thinks Napoleon is never wrong. ” 智囊答道。

“Very nice！” 女神从不吝啬夸奖，“But does Napoleon care about him？”

“No！”

“What did he do when Boxer, his most faithful labour’s condition deteriorated？”

“He took Boxer to a knacker’s house. ”

“Which means？”

“Napoleon brought him to a slaughter house. ”

“Do you know why？”

“This pig is an alcoholic. ”

“哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了╯∀╰笑死我了╯∀╰笑死我了╯∀╰”

“好玩吗？” 吉尔伽美什不屑地问道。

“很有意思。” 朋友答道，“拳师十二年的辛苦卖命居然还不及一瓶名牌烈酒呢！Designer’s brand, 人类庄园主联名款，这可是限量版，cost a fortune, 大出血，猪老大们值得收藏。”

“你没有人性是吗？”

“这就是人性啊！卖苦力的老了，费劲巴拉才拖那么巴掌点儿大的小破袋子，隔着几张黑白照片我都嫌弃😒”

“你是拿破仑吗？”

“好像是的。” 奥德修斯笑道，“我也不太会管自己受不受得了，只管完成任务心安理得而已。简单质朴，那才是真嘛！”

“Autocrat. ”

“As you wish. ” 他说，“卖一匹马确实很值钱，杀了以后吧，这皮革…… 确实很优质呢，特级雄马🐴，看得出来年轻时颜值还是很爆表的。”

“你是想把我的肺气炸是吗？”

“世上的事情，哪怕只是一个根据现实虚构的动物小故事，都足以气你一辈子了儿子。”

“我觉得，您的肺，应该像第五张照片一样，血管有些撕裂吧。” 埃涅阿斯故作关切地说。

“第五张是吐血了。” 身经百战的特洛伊木马发明者纠正道，“A horse’s lung won’t last for so long, so does Gilgamesh’s. Haha, but they didn't listen. Workaholic, okay？”

“I wanna send you to the knacker’s. ”

“第六张图的瓶子里装的是这个，👆🏻” 足智多谋的奥德修斯再次翻出了挚友的日常，“pink medicine, which Mr. Jones take it regularly, you know what？This is the cherry blossom season coffee☕☕☕！”