发会儿疯

玉仁:嘿嘿嘿……nighty……(阴暗扭曲的在床上打滚)

smile:(摇了摇头,表示没救了(﹁"﹁))

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玉仁:卖自己oc了,一块钱四个,嘿嘿嘿。

smile:……

smile:(你再这样下去,我们这迟早就要灭亡)

玉仁:不会的,相信我的技术→_→

smile:(我相信你个锤子啊,你个智障!)

smile:(前面有沟看见没有?)

smile:(沟!沟!沟!)

玉仁:阿嘞阿嘞阿嘞

碰!

smile:(又不是你的不死体质,我们早就玩了)

玉仁:又不是我想干的

*一个触手袭来

玉仁:唉呀

nightmare:够了,基地不是给你们玩的!怎么还玩起开车来了?

玉仁:哎呀,我错了

玉仁:保证会改

玉仁:(信我有鬼)

nightmare:暂且相信你一次吧

玉仁:嘻嘻

秦灵:你打算干到什么时候?*从墙里冒出来

玉仁:你要吓死我

(实际上没有被吓到)

秦灵:好吧好吧,虽然我已经是幽灵了,但我不相信我还能吓到人

(因为他们那个实验室全不是人)

秦灵:那我回去了

玉仁:别再和那两个活宝耍宝了!

秦灵:哦——

玉仁:奇怪,我设置的明明是听话设定啊……*碎碎念念

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玉仁:啧

秦灵:怎么回事?

玉仁:有个数学题难住我了

秦灵:好的,让我看看是什么样的数学题

玉仁:*递

秦灵:这不是很简单吗?6×3等于多少?

玉仁:我不知道

秦灵:6×3等于多少?

玉仁:I do not know

秦灵:six × How much is 3 equal to?

玉仁:我不知道

秦灵:How much is it equal to?

秦灵:……

玉仁:……

秦灵:Go and ask the guy who wears a smiling mask every day to come over

玉仁:Who is it?

秦灵:smile!

smile:Bounce

smile:What's going on?

秦灵:mathematical problem

smile:Okay, let me take a look then

smile:It's very simple, 6 × How much is 3 equal to?

玉仁:i don't know

smile:six × three!

玉仁:I really don't know

smile:Look, What is 6+6 equal to?

玉仁:Ah, isn't it equal to 12?

smile:What about adding another six?

玉仁:I don't know!

smile:How much is it equal to?

玉仁:……

秦灵:……

smile:……

smile:Go and call the lunatic Chen Jin who turned normal people into experimental subjects over

玉仁:who

smile:Mad scientist!

玉祥:Why call you a great doctor?

smile:Homework

玉祥:I have taught you 6 × How much is 3 equal to?

玉仁:I don't know

玉祥:Now that I have six × threeof versions of nightmares, how many nightmares do I have in total?

玉仁:I don't know!!!

玉祥:Yes, how much is it equal to?!

玉祥:……

玉仁:……

smile:……

秦灵:……

nightmare:……

玉祥:one, two. three. four……

What happened?

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