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、谁是谁的老公，不过都是些临时工。

Who is whose husband is, but they are all temporary workers.



2、两人若在长久时，大眼瞪小眼也是件浪漫的事。

It is also romantic for two people to stare at each other for a long time.

3、我这辈子只有两件事不会，这也不会，那也不会。

There are only two things in my life that I can’t do, neither will this, nor that.



4、对男人来说，有奶就是娘。对女人来说，有钱就是郎。

For men, milk is a mother. For women, rich is a Lang.

5、不敢问你喜欢什么样的男生，我怕我全部符合。

Don't dare to ask what kind of guy you like, I'm afraid I meet them all.

6、对于我来说，所谓的复习功课，就是打开书本再次确认下，确实一个都不会。

For me, the so-called review of homework is to open the book and reconfirm it, and indeed none of them will be accepted.



7、不要轻易说你爱我，不发个20块的红包，你别想得到我。

Don't say you love me lightly, don't send a red envelope of 20 yuan, you don't want me.

8、有两个朋友吵架了，我左劝右劝，他们就是不肯打起来。

Two friends had a quarrel, and I persuaded them, but they just refused to fight.



9、签名天天换，反正不要钱。

The signature is changed every day, anyway, no money.

10、小时候，喜欢抓沙子，家人以为我长大了会去搞建筑，结果我现在成了一个沙雕。

When I was young, I liked to grab sand. My family thought that I would go into architecture when I grew up, but now I am a sand sculpture.



11、我可真是个败家子，上亿的资产，一觉醒来全没了。

I was really a prodigal, billions of dollars in assets, I woke up and disappeared.

12、跟我吵架，是不可能解决问题的，但是你夸我一下试试。

It is impossible to solve the problem by arguing with me, but you give me a try.