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巧慧：七夕节我掐指一算，不出意外的话跟我半毛钱关系都没有。 On the Qixi Festival, I will make a calculation. If nothing , it has nothing to do with me.

巧慧：七夕节到了，你妈肯定要催你找对象了，不如看看我，我当你妈，不会催你。 When the Qixi Festival is here, your mother will definitely urge you to find someone. It's better to look at me, I'll be your mother and won't rush you.

巧慧：七夕节没什么好送的，就送几个秀恩爱的离开我列表吧。 There is nothing to send on the Qixi Festival, just send a few show affections to leave my list.

巧慧：我喜欢别人床上的男孩，这句话好像很渣 可是换个说法，我喜欢的男孩在别人床上就显得我好可怜 I like the boy in other people's bed, this sentence seems very bad, but to put it another way, the boy I like looks so pitiful in other people's bed.

巧慧：我最讨厌你问我爱你吗 爱不爱难道你不知道吗 你不会把诗竖着看嘛 I hate it you ask me if I love you. Don't you know whether you love or not? You won't read the poem on end.

巧慧：恋爱太难了 拜个把子吧 It's so hard to fall in love. Do me a favor.

巧慧：外面太冷，可以借你的外套穿穿吗？ It's too cold outside. May I borrow your coat?

巧慧：朋友圈不发骚话 难道要发道德经吗？ There are no slutty remarks in moments. Do you want to issue the moral Sutra?

巧慧：我本来想送你一个超级可爱的礼物的 可是快递员不让我钻进箱子 I was going to give you a super cute gift. But the courier wouldn't let me get into the box.

巧慧：我的床不大不小 用来睡你刚刚好 My bed is not too small. It's just right for you to sleep.